The Rubes

Voopoo
Babootoo
Burger King
Manager
You might hear Voopoo Babootoo say "Would you like fries with that? Would you like a Frosty Treat?". In the fast food wars, there's Burger King and McDonald's. In Reuben force, however, there's Burger King and "The Rube". Voopoo manages the Burger King inside Reuben Force Headquarters and also serves ice cream at Frosty Treat (non-Reuben Force). As a result of his two jobs, Voopoo became the creator of a most unique sandwich. Looking for a way of combining his two professions, Voopoo devised the "Dairy Burger". 5 scoops of vanilla ice cream sandwiched between 2 flame broiled patties. "The Voop Pack" meal deal comes with a dairy burger, large fry, large drink, and a wind-up penguin toy. Voop's managerial skills were put to the test when his employees all went on strike earlier this year (since resolved). Brilliantly, Babootoo countered his employees move by striking himself, to protest their strike. At the Reuben Force Burger King franchise, the slogan was changed from "Have it your way" to "Have it Voop's way".

Mrs. Dailey
Gardener
Crucial to the force, Mrs. Daily keeps "The Rube" stocked with a constant supply of fresh garden vegetables. She applied for Reuben Force when she got tired of her knitting club. Though there were no positions open for a lady with her qualifications, the Board of Directors found her too sweet to turn away and hired her as gardener. They are reminded of their wise decision every time they eat her homemade cookies from the cafe.

Sgt.
Twist
Master
Sergeant
Because of his last name, Sgt. John Twist thinks it's clever to dance to the Chubby Checker song which bears his last name. A member of Reuben Force's Board of Directors, Sgt. Twist is responsible for the assignment of officers withing the organization. The reigning champion of the Reuben Force Dance Marathon, Sgt. Twist can often be seen breaking it down at "The Washtub".

Kathy
Farmer
Custodian
Kathy Farmer is more than just a guy with a woman's name. He might look unassuming, but he knows lots of card tricks. Constant ridicule for being named after his mother's second cousin made learning near impossible in a public school environment, so he became a plumber's apprentice after dropping out of school at age 13. After 20 years of apprenticeship, it was time for the student to become the master. Before long, Farmer revolutionized the plumbing world with such inventions as the self-unclogging drain and the talking toilet. Nowadays, Kathy is happy being the head of the Reuben Force toilet plunging squadron.

Busta
Rhymes
Event
Coordinator
Bio coming soon.

Chachamono
Karate
Instructor
Who is he? Good question. When Reuben Force interviewed him, he wouldn't take his mask off. Simple explaination: His lips are permanently stained red. Before he joined Reuben Force, Chachamono was a taste-tester at Mama DiCoccione's spaghetti factory. People used to make fun of him for this, so he signed up for lessons at the Joe Kempo Karate School. There, he mastered the ways of self-defense. Unfortunately, he violated its codes when he put his martial arts knowledge to use in starting a fight with the head chef at Mama DiCoccione's. One kick form Chachamono sent the chef flying into a vat of spaghetti sauce. This inceident led to his termination from that company. Unemployed, Chachamono joined Reuben Force as a karate instructor to make ends meet.


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