The Rubes

Diaper
Viper
Extreme Sports
Viper
Diaper Viper has always had a knack for danger. A real risk taker, he has been known to steal cookies from CASUAL COMMANDER's office when no one is looking. Diaper Viper has mastered the arts of snowboarding, skateboarding, Jai Alai, and burglary. In case you were wondering, he gets his name from the diaper-like flotation device he wears around his waist. Using an air hose attatched to his leg, he can inflate this "diaper", allowing him to float whenever he wants.

Omar
Bouncer
When things get out of hand at the Reuben Force dance club "The Washtub", that's when Omar steps in. Muscular and athletic, Omar was kicked off the Minnesota Timberwolves basketball team for accidentally deflating all of the team's basketballs right before a playoff game. After a year of working odd jobs to make ends meet, Omar found himself in Georgia playing for the Atlanta Scallions of the United Food Service Worker's Basketball Association (UFSWBA). Impressed by his physique, WILD BUILT and GENIE AHONATOU recruited Omar for Reuben Force after attending one of his basketball games. Omar used to be the Reuben Force gym manager, but this line of work did not allow him to beat up people as often as he'd hoped, so when "The Washtub" opened, he became the bouncer there.

Sgt.
Deer Crossing
Trail Guide
Working in conjunction with SETH GABBLEWOOP, Sgt. Deer Crossing leads disadvantaged youth on nature hikes. He also passes out Halloween candy every night of the year, the most popular treat being candy corn. He sells deer urine to hunters and likes to wear the most comfortable boots he can find. One of the strangest members of Reuben Force, no one can quite figure this guy out.

Transvestite
Flint
Reuben Force
Gift Shop Cashier
Bio coming soon.

Seneca
Simmons
Fueling Station
Attendant
Being the product of a modest upbringing wasn't going to stop Seneca Simmons from achieving greatness. As a teenager, he pumped gas at "Marty's Burnable Fuel Mart". This was just the beginning. One day, a professor from O'Dell State University came in to have his tank topped off. Immediately impressed by Seneca's vast knowledge of fuel and chemical engineering, the professor couldn't help but offer a full scholarship to the young Simmons. After four years of serious learning, Seneca thought he had life figured out. He decided that his future lie in the air freshener business. However, upon seeing a help wanted ad for a fuel distribution engineer in his local pennysaver, Simmons' interest in gasoline was renewed. He immediately began walking for Oglethorpe county and a new life with Reuben Force.

Unbelvin
Lamonica
Quarterback
Bio coming soon.


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